Any of you remember Smokey Robinson’s classic Motown track, ‘Tears of a Clown’? Unfortunately I won’t be shedding not a single damn tear!!
There is something inherently unholy about the McDonald’s mascot, Ronald McDonald. I was sourcing McDonald product shots at work and I had to trawl through hundreds of images and Ronald just kept on popping up. In spite of the smiles, cheery demeanour and hugs, I don’t trust anything that has a fake smile painted slap across it’s face. Then it dawned on me: Ronald McDonald has somewhat of a striking resemblance to Stephen King’s IT:
Am I being paranoid? Probably. Irrespective, there is something malevolent and inherently unholy about any being that’s 5’8 tall,with very huge feet, a colourful costume and not to mention (again!) all that make up and crimsoned lips!! 🙂
Anyway, have a great day, peeps!
(**Images sourced from McDonald’s Corporate page and a Horror fansite)
“Know thy enemy and know thyself and in 1000 battles you will not be defeated!”